Warning: Purchasing this property may result in permanent relaxation and an unhealthy obsession with watching wildlife. This charming 3-bedroom, 1-bath farmhouse sprawls across 39± acres of woods, open ground, and ''where did the afternoon go?'' territory. Enjoy coffee on the screened porch, grill everything in sight on the oversized back deck, or test your fishing skills at the stocked pond, where the fish seem suspiciously overconfident. A pole barn and shed stand ready for tractors, toys, and projects you'll swear you'll finish someday. Deer, turkey, and other woodland supervisors patrol the property daily. If escaping neighbors, noise, and reality has been on your vision board, this is your sign. Side effects may include never wanting to leave.